I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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