Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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