Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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