question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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