did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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