Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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