so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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