Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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