I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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