What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You can't just leave with hair like that
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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