Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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