at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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