I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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