we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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