So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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