Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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