Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize
