Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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