guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
