i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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