he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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