Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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