belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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