we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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