her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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