I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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