Soap is not a condiment
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize