so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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