well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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