Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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