No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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