he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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