is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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