i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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