you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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