Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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