The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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