I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
