my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
