let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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