I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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