Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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