I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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