Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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