Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I'm really busy with my period
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