no. you can't hotbox the world.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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