People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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