Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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