hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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