well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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