If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
