just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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