Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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